i went to a karaoke night thinking it would be fun but ended up flinching every time someone got a little too loud on stage like oh great, just what i needed, a room full of enthusiastic drunks who sound way too much like home, so now i just pretend i am in a comedy about my life where the punchlines are all whispered.
just spent an hour trying to remember if i ever replied to that email about the project and now i cant shake the feeling like im failing at everything. like i see all these people thriving but here i am, staring at my phone and feeling totally invisible.
just realized my favorite thrift store is having a sale and i literally cannot afford anything right now like my account is barely holding onto ten dollars and all i wanted was that vintage coat but now i feel stupid for even wanting it.
just realized my favorite thrift store is having a sale and i literally cannot afford anything right now like my account is barely holding onto ten dollars and all i wanted was that vintage coat but now i feel stupid for even wanting it.
so i get to the store, and i stand in the snack aisle like i am attempting to solve a riddle from ancient times, just staring blankly at all the chips and pretzels while my brain has an existential crisis about why i even came. like i just want a simple snack, but suddenly the universe feels like a giant prank and my brain is like, “what even is a chip anyway?”