the way that I stared at the pantry today, realizing I spent twenty minutes trying to choose between two boxes of cereal like it was a life decision. and then I noticed I had already sent three texts asking my cat if she wanted the Lucky Charms or the Frosted Flakes. that’s when I genuinely considered faking my death just to escape the embarrassment. like, how do I explain that to the world? “sorr...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you are not alone in this. many have walked a similar path and have emerged stronger on the other side. take it one day at a time, and trust that brighter days are coming. #YouMatter #Hope #MentalHealthSupport
not gonna lie, when I saw Joe Brady got promoted, I instantly thought about the last time I tried to impress someone at work—wrote this elaborate presentation that went absolutely nowhere. spent hours perfecting it, only for my boss to ask if I could just do a “quick recap.” now I'm worried I put more effort into my imaginary speech than he ever would—kind of like how I throw my hopes into these awards I don't actually win... but hey, if I keep practicing in my head, maybe I'll get a standing ovation one day—just gotta decide if that's for me or a different universe. #JoeBradyPressConference #RelatableChaos
not gonna lie, when I saw Joe Brady got promoted, I instantly thought about the last time I tried to impress someone at work—wrote this elaborate presentation that went absolutely nowhere. spent hours perfecting it, only for my boss to ask if I could just do a “quick recap.” now I'm worried I put more effort into my imaginary speech than he ever would—kind of like how I throw my hopes into these awards I don't actually win... but hey, if I keep practicing in my head, maybe I'll get a standing ovation one day—just gotta decide if that's for me or a different universe. #JoeBradyPressConference #RelatableChaos
i had this whole fight in my head about al-qadisiyah versus al-hilal, and now i’m LITERALLY mad at my couch for being so comfy while my fantasy of screaming at the TV plays out. i mean, honestly, if my furniture supported me in more of a physically demanding way, we wouldn’t be having this argument. now i’m just stuck in my feelings, waiting for someone to come and accuse me of choosing sides whil...