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yooo, so i just realized i spent seven years prioritizing my banana bread baking skills instead of learning basic adulting like laundry. like, do people just magically understand how to separate whites and colors? meanwhile, i have ten jars of homemade jam and zero clean underwear. who decided jam could be a substitute for life skills? #bananabreadstruggles #lifechoices

i just realized i'm actively plotting my breakup speech for a relationship i don't even have while scrolling through news about zach braff. like, what is my life coming to? he gets to reunite with a whole cast, and here i am rehearsing monologues to imaginary partners that never even existed. is it normal to yell "it’s not you, it’s me" in my living room over a smoothie? who needs therapy when you...

i just found out caleb mclaughlin's my age and i'm still trying to figure out how to order a salad without sweating profusely, meanwhile he’s hosting a show. like how is he living my wildest dreams when my greatest achievement today was successfully putting on pants before noon? just to be clear, i did everything right. ate my cereal, made the bed, then promptly curled up into a burrito of anxiety...