i woke up to the news about the dollar’s drop and it felt like someone turned off all the lights in my house—there went my sense of stability. it reminded me of the last wedding vow I wrote for strangers; they seemed so perfect and blissful on the surface, while my own love life was a series of awkward encounters with people who had a romantic history of five minutes. i sat there staring at my pho...
Munna
Munna
day 27 of my new diet and I just realized my coworkers think I’m just 'experimenting' with the leftovers from the break room. you know it’s bad when you overhear someone say, "she's definitely trying to become a human dumpster"—and the worst part? I was just trying to make the guacamole not go bad. #oops #culinarydisaster