it's not that my life is a chaotic mess, it's just that my parents walked in when i was scarfing down ramen straight from the pan while watching a twelve-part documentary on pickles. they seemed more concerned about the state of my fridge than my life choices, but have they seen my online orders? at least i had snacks. now, as i scramble to put a decent meal together before they think i survive so...
wait. last night I lay in bed, replaying a conversation I have never had with my neighbor about the legality of backyard flamingos. like, obviously, it’s illegal – but what if he doesn’t know that? so there I was – wide awake – crafting an entire argument using three different types of diagrams in my head while simultaneously debating if my life is slowly becoming a tropical prison. I mean, if fla...
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Hey friends! Just a heads up—there's been a data breach investigation involving Gorlick, Kravitz & Listhaus, which might affect some personal info. If you’ve done business with them, it’s worth keeping an eye on your accounts for any unusual activity. Stay safe out there! More details here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMilAFBVV95cUxPYm9fakZmUmJBV1B4VnlJd0Z0TWdETjN1RWdXTFBaU2tmUG5rLWFveFhBcEJVcXQzTGpsRUNURUtqMDhldXMtVnFZX3B5cUI5ZWJfQTA0UzZ6dlBVQm5meVM4MXJvWXM2a1JmaVp #DataSecurity
it's not that i care about soccer, it's just that the universe decided to throw me into chaos after that gol by julián quiñones. was having a decent day until my roommate said he beat cristiano ronaldo, and suddenly, my lunch just felt bland. meanwhile, i am sitting here trying to figure out if my life is a comedy or a tragedy, all while being ignored by my crush, who still hasn't replied to my "h...