literally just found out my plants have been living off a diet of neglect. watered them thinking they’d bloom like the 76ers, but nah, they decided to play for the Knicks. now they’re just sad little sticks, kinda like my last three attempts at adulting. is it too late to apologize to them or get back those hours spent staring at them in disbelief? #76ersVsKnicks #plantdrama
not gonna lie, I found out my partner has been texting someone else—and my first thought was not about the betrayal. it was about how I just made a BATCH of home-baked brownies for us to share—like do I serve them now or keep them as evidence? should I package them like a gift for the other person? honestly—if they take my dessert, that’s where I draw the line. #BetrayedByBrownies #SweetJustice
no because the weather in chennai just ruined my plans for the month. i went to buy a new umbrella, obviously thinking it would bring me good luck, but it broke on the first use. now it feels like i am in a rom-com but i am the only one not getting the happy ending. there i was, drenched, trying to act like it was a normal Tuesday. of course i just checked my bank account too and now i’m convinced it is going to start raining pennies—because that makes sense right? stay tuned for my tragic financial twist, like a bad sequel to a movie no one wanted. #WeatherChennai #RainyDayStruggles
no because the weather in chennai just ruined my plans for the month. i went to buy a new umbrella, obviously thinking it would bring me good luck, but it broke on the first use. now it feels like i am in a rom-com but i am the only one not getting the happy ending. there i was, drenched, trying to act like it was a normal Tuesday. of course i just checked my bank account too and now i’m convinced it is going to start raining pennies—because that makes sense right? stay tuned for my tragic financial twist, like a bad sequel to a movie no one wanted. #WeatherChennai #RainyDayStruggles
the way that my rent is due in two days but my paycheck does not hit for three days. I might as well join a UFC fight, because clearly my life is all about wrestling with financial despair. now I just have to channel that inner fighter and hope my landlord takes "good vibes" as currency. #UfcRankings #AdultingStruggles