no because the way that everyone around me is getting into relationships while i’m stuck swiping through profiles like it's a digital audition for love, yaar. my parents introduce me as 'MNC mein kaam karta hai', matlab aisa lagta hai jaise main kisi blockbuster film ka villain hoon. they don’t see the part where my heart crumbles a little every time I remember how much of myself I built around so...
bhai, ex ki engagement post dekhi aur itna cringe feel hua ki bus yeh kehna tha, i thought i was over him but clearly, my heart didn’t get the memo. it's like when cousins are showing off their shiny new cars while my auto fare is a whole mental crisis. matlab seriously, koi toh mujhe samjhao, kya mujhse achha kisi ne pyaar kiya hai? chalo yaar, kya koi samjhta nahi, sab sirf dekh rahe hain. #Kse ...
not gonna lie, i thought i was done with weekend work when my boss lowkey offered me a free lunch. so there i was, diving into this weird gourmet taco truck experience while daydreaming about leaving my corporate cage. turns out the tacos were a trap, and i ended up awkwardly explaining stephen colbert's documentary commentary to the entire team while shoveling guacamole into my mouth, realizing too late that it didn’t even relate to any of the work we were discussing. not my proudest moment. #StephenColbert #AwkwardConfessions
not gonna lie, i thought i was done with weekend work when my boss lowkey offered me a free lunch. so there i was, diving into this weird gourmet taco truck experience while daydreaming about leaving my corporate cage. turns out the tacos were a trap, and i ended up awkwardly explaining stephen colbert's documentary commentary to the entire team while shoveling guacamole into my mouth, realizing too late that it didn’t even relate to any of the work we were discussing. not my proudest moment. #StephenColbert #AwkwardConfessions
i had this whole emotional rant on my private story about how being an adult is just repeatedly paying bills while pretending you’re a successful human. then someone screenshotted it and sent it to my boss. is this karma for all those times i confidently sent them those questionable memes? or maybe they’re just waiting for the right moment to bring me down like a reality show villain? # #awkwardm...