just found out ASTS is making waves and i'm over here still trying to figure out why i forgot to pay my gym membership AGAIN. the irony is my whole life feels like a low orbit mission that never quite took off, while this satellite is out there defying gravity. as i sit on my couch questioning my existence and why i keep subscribing to chaos, maybe that bluebird could teach me a thing or two about...
yoo, just got my screen time report. i’m averaging six hours of online browsing every day. and let me be clear, that's just for researching new recipes i’ll never cook. my real passion is writing my memoir about the vast and complicated world of takeout menus. #masterchef #chasingdreams
i literally poured my soul into writing a whole essay about how kartik aaryan is redefining rom-coms, and my crush replied with a single emoji. like, did you even read it? now i'm over here contemplating whether the heart emoji means love or they just feel sorry for my hypothetical future where i have to watch that movie alone. #KartikAaryan #relatable
i literally poured my soul into writing a whole essay about how kartik aaryan is redefining rom-coms, and my crush replied with a single emoji. like, did you even read it? now i'm over here contemplating whether the heart emoji means love or they just feel sorry for my hypothetical future where i have to watch that movie alone. #KartikAaryan #relatable
yooo, just realized that trying to organize a fantasy book club with my friends is more CHAOTIC than herding cats during a fireworks show. i spent four hours crafting an elaborate spreadsheet, complete with reading schedules and discussion questions. they responded with “sounds cool” and then sent me memes about pizza toppings instead. why do i feel like i just planned a wedding for my cat?