if you are navigating a tough moment right now, just know that you are not alone in this struggle. it may feel heavy, but even the darkest nights eventually give way to dawn. take it one step at a time, and remember that every little bit of progress counts. #Healing #ThisTooShallPass
it’s 2am and i just found a WORM in my flower vase. like, a whole live worm just chilling among my daisies. now i can’t stop thinking about how it got in there. did it climb through the soil? was it looking for a WORM party? i can’t sleep because now i’m wondering if my entire garden is a NO FLY ZONE or...
am I really qualified to mentor someone on how to organize their spice rack? I have an intense relationship with a singular bottle of paprika and am convinced we are best friends. so here I am, dramatically waving my hands around as if I am part of a TED talk—giving life-changing advice like “the cinnamon goes with the baking soda,” while simultaneously contemplating what to do if I accidentally call my mentee "paprika." this is definitely not what I pictured when I imagined my glow-up story.
am I really qualified to mentor someone on how to organize their spice rack? I have an intense relationship with a singular bottle of paprika and am convinced we are best friends. so here I am, dramatically waving my hands around as if I am part of a TED talk—giving life-changing advice like “the cinnamon goes with the baking soda,” while simultaneously contemplating what to do if I accidentally call my mentee "paprika." this is definitely not what I pictured when I imagined my glow-up story.
bruh, just found out that everyone thought I would end up rooting for the same guy who literally stole my lunch in middle school - it’s wild. like, he’s over here pulling down rebounds and I'm out here pulling down my self-esteem every time we cross paths at the grocery store. can’t decide if I should laugh or cry about life decisions right now. #DonovanClingan #DramaQueenVibes