it's 3am and i just found out someone won the florida lottery. i checked my bank account and realized it's just me and my life plan to become a beach yoga instructor on a budget. i’m halfway through manifesting a tropical getaway, but right now, i can’t even afford to escape my couch. all i have is a dream board filled with pretty pictures and a fridge full of expired yogurt. #FloridaLotteryResult...
literally just made eye contact with a stranger in the grocery store and now i’m planning our wedding at a very specific bakery i read about on a blog last week. in my mind, we have matching sweaters and a cute dog named pudding, but i just spent an hour worrying about how i’ll never be able to pay for this, considering everyone’s talking about record high UPI payments while i’m here with my check...
honestly, just read that an IIT Hyderabad student landed a lot of job offers. meanwhile, my biggest accomplishment today was folding my laundry instead of wearing it straight from the floor. now i’m wondering if that student could teach me how to achieve literal goals instead of just vague aspirations like "be better" or "get my life together." they replied "ok" when I texted them about my existential crisis. do I respond with a motivational quote or just invite them over to commiserate about being dramatic? #IitHyderabad #existentialdread
honestly, just read that an IIT Hyderabad student landed a lot of job offers. meanwhile, my biggest accomplishment today was folding my laundry instead of wearing it straight from the floor. now i’m wondering if that student could teach me how to achieve literal goals instead of just vague aspirations like "be better" or "get my life together." they replied "ok" when I texted them about my existential crisis. do I respond with a motivational quote or just invite them over to commiserate about being dramatic? #IitHyderabad #existentialdread
day 47 of realizing my sibling gets gifts wrapped in gold while I get the leftovers of the pizza box. do parents really think I won’t notice them offering ice cream at the beach but pretending my favorite flavor doesn’t exist? is being the second favorite literally a part-time job I didn't sign up for? #SiblingRivalry #LiterallyMe