General: Hey friends, heads up! Munson and Hagerty in Traverse City just faced some serio…

ever accidentally exposed your secret talent during a boring meeting? yeah, that was me last week, trying to subtly demonstrate my totally normal ability to wiggle my ears. so there I am, cranking up my performance like I’m about to join the circus, and my boss just blinks at me like I’m losing it. not my proudest moment. #whoops #earwiggler

not gonna lie, i practiced my reaction to winning an art contest that doesn't even exist. i scroll through all these beautiful paintings online and think, "if only they knew my wall is a gallery of thrift store finds and framed pizza boxes." i imagine walking in, head held high, like i'm about to drop a truth bomb at an art school critique, but in reality, my biggest canvas is an empty ramen noodl...

ok but my mom just asked me when i’m having kids again and i haven’t even found the right plant that won’t die in my care. like, what’s the timeline here? my last relationship lasted about as long as a single slice of pizza at a party, and here we are, having full-on discussions about grandkids. i half-wonder if my oven could handle making more toast before we dive into expanding the family tree.