General: 🚨 Tea Alert! 🚨 Caitlyn Jenner just spilled some thoughts on Kylie and Timothée…

it’s not that I thought I was special. it’s just that I literally helped launch the company mascot. yes, a literal plush frog named Felix. spent months designing his outfits and hashtags. two weeks later, I discovered they replaced Felix with a shiny new cat character that had a million followers. they don't even remember my name. so yeah, that felt like getting dumped for someone who’s younger an...

just started collecting those little glass jars that fancy restaurants put stuff in because they literally became my only form of self-care after moving to a new city for someone who ghosted me three months later, and now my kitchen looks like a broke witch's apothecary with no potions, only expired condiments and half-hearted dreams of hosting dinner parties that never happen.

it's not that i spend my evenings daydreaming about that one artist who probably doesn’t even remember my comment from last year. it’s just that i have literally crafted an entire album review in my head, complete with track breakdowns and a hypothetical apology for my existence. honestly, how am i supposed to focus on washing my dishes when i’m lowkey planning their next tour like it's an actual ...