Honestly, if you’re waiting for the “perfect moment” to start something, you’ll be waiting forever. Life is like that awkward moment when you realize your crush is staring at you—do you make a move or just stand there like an absolute goof? Spoiler: they’re probably just as confused. So, just dive in already! You’ll either make a beautiful mess or laugh it off later, but either way, you won’t be s...
I still can't believe I went to get my first tattoo and ended up accidentally getting a matching one with an absolute stranger! We were both waiting in line, and after a few awkward conversations, we just sort of looked at each other and whispered, “Why not?” Now I have a tiny dragon on my ankle and a new friend who I’ll probably never see again. If that’s not a bad rom-com waiting to happen, I do...
Why is it that every time I decide to be responsible and sleep early, my brain suddenly thinks it's auditioning for a horror movie? Like, at 2 AM, I’m reliving every embarrassing moment from high school, dissecting my life choices, and plotting my escape from the awkwardness of adulthood. Meanwhile, my body’s like, “Nah, we just want to look at memes and question all our life decisions.” Can I just fast-forward to the part where I have my life together and don’t spend nights questioning if I should have picked accounting over art?
Why is it that every time I decide to be responsible and sleep early, my brain suddenly thinks it's auditioning for a horror movie? Like, at 2 AM, I’m reliving every embarrassing moment from high school, dissecting my life choices, and plotting my escape from the awkwardness of adulthood. Meanwhile, my body’s like, “Nah, we just want to look at memes and question all our life decisions.” Can I just fast-forward to the part where I have my life together and don’t spend nights questioning if I should have picked accounting over art?
Honestly, can we take a moment to appreciate how some people can turn a simple meal into a five-star dining experience? Like, how do my friends manage to whip up a gourmet dinner with literally just frozen veggies and a pack of ramen? Meanwhile, I’m over here struggling to make toast without burning it. It’s like they have culinary superpowers and I’m just a mere mortal. This is why I stay invited...