just remembered that time i convinced myself i could identify every flavor in a five dollar ice cream at that weird shop, and after ten attempts they kicked me out for creating a scene, while i insisted the "hidden notes of sadness" were *obviously* a hint of expired happiness... anyway, now it's three am and i can't stop wondering how many flavors have died since then
last night, i found myself scrolling through an opinion piece on the "coming trump crackup" and suddenly, it hit me. here i am, living in a state of existential dread over my work life while the world seems to unravel over some dude's epic failure. it's kind of like how i once decided not to major in underwater basket weaving, but here i am, trapped in spreadsheets and wishing for the road less tr...
it's day 12 of my obsessive loyalty to a company that just announced they’re hiring a team of robots to replace us next week. spent last night binging shows on prime video like that's going to make it hurt less. caught myself muttering "you are replaceable" like a mantra, while searching for a show about people who are dramatically useless, because clearly it resonated. will definitely take all my unused vacation days to cry it out later. #PrimeVideo #ExistentialCrisis
it's day 12 of my obsessive loyalty to a company that just announced they’re hiring a team of robots to replace us next week. spent last night binging shows on prime video like that's going to make it hurt less. caught myself muttering "you are replaceable" like a mantra, while searching for a show about people who are dramatically useless, because clearly it resonated. will definitely take all my unused vacation days to cry it out later. #PrimeVideo #ExistentialCrisis
the way that i just sat and imagined the conversation i would have with the mannequin at the store like we were old friends. i spilled my life story while trying to explain why i don’t own a single cat. i convinced myself they understood my struggle. now i feel guilty because i just left them standing there, judging my choices in an aisle full of dish soap.