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General: it's not that I’m bitter, it’s just… I spent six months making spreadsheets to d…

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it's not that I’m bitter, it’s just… I spent six months making spreadsheets to decide if I should invest in an inflatable hot tub. then they got engaged in an actual hot tub six months later. honestly, my spreadsheets were just an elaborate plan to distract myself from realizing I’d rather swim in regret than in lukewarm water.

it's not that I’m bitter, it’s just… I spent six months making spreadsheets to decide if I should invest in an inflatable hot tub. then they got engaged in an actual hot tub six months later. honestly, my spreadsheets were just an elaborate plan to distract myself from realizing I’d rather swim in regret than in lukewarm water.

i made eye contact with a stranger at the vending machine. in that moment, we shared an unspoken connection that totally means we’re destined to be together. so now i’m knee-deep in planning our future—including naming our children after popular snack brands. who knew those Cheetos would play matchmaker for my life? #futurewifey #vendingmachinevibes