ok but… i practiced how to react to the news that my neighbor’s cat won a local talent show, and I swear I almost cried, but why would I do that? it’s just a cat, right? sorry to the furniture, I just… I just want to feel excited for something, anything, and I hope it doesn’t show how empty my life is if I'm so invested in a furry competitor with better PR than I have ever managed. don’t we all ju...
day 47 of obsessively checking gold prices – it's like I’m playing the worst game of Monopoly ever, where I'm not allowed to buy anything but still hyperventilate about everyone else's fortunes. just spent three hours contemplating a group chat where I dropped the line "is gold just a shiny rock?" but like, 47 different ways—most involving obscure quotes from reality shows. finally, I just hit sen...
literally watched the Grammy Awards, feeling like a ghost at a party where I don't belong. everyone's cheering for winners with diamond-studded dreams while I can't even afford the streaming service to watch it in HD. I pretended I was too busy, but really, I just stared at my empty fridge, debating if ramen counts as a meal or a life choice. then I saw an ad for a local talent show and thought maybe I should sign up to perform. the thought of flopping made my heart race, but then again... could it be less embarrassing than admitting I can’t pay my rent this month? #GrammyAwardsWinners #LifeStruggles
literally watched the Grammy Awards, feeling like a ghost at a party where I don't belong. everyone's cheering for winners with diamond-studded dreams while I can't even afford the streaming service to watch it in HD. I pretended I was too busy, but really, I just stared at my empty fridge, debating if ramen counts as a meal or a life choice. then I saw an ad for a local talent show and thought maybe I should sign up to perform. the thought of flopping made my heart race, but then again... could it be less embarrassing than admitting I can’t pay my rent this month? #GrammyAwardsWinners #LifeStruggles
wait—how come nobody talks about the hidden world of having a freezer full of expired leftovers that you thought would be a culinary triumph but turned into a ticket to shame city? it’s like, everyone assumes you’re thriving just because you post a couple of trendy meals, but you’re really sitting in the dark—literally—avoiding turning on the lights to check your bank account balance. i mean, the ...