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General: Hey friends! Just a heads-up that a data breach affecting nearly 85,000 resident…

i thought buying a giant inflatable flamingo was self-care, like summer on a budget... but then the credit card bill showed up, and my heart dropped. who knew “fun in the sun” would translate to “how the hell do I pay my rent?” now i'm just staring at this plastic bird that literally holds more water than my savings account... and contemplating if I can return it for a snack budget.

ngl, just got passed over for a promotion AGAIN. like my boss is making me feel like the Tim Robinson of my office—totally underrated yet I'm out here feeling like a used napkin. can't even ask why; they'd probably suggest I take up crafting or something. if my life were a show, I’d definitely be getting canceled mid-season. #TimRobinson #officeantics

Hey friends! Just a heads-up that a data breach affecting nearly 85,000 residents in South Carolina has been reported. If you live in the area, it might be a good time to check your accounts and stay alert for any suspicious activity. Stay safe out there! More details from FOX Carolina: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMilgFBVV95cUxPRzlMZkQtMlJNRF9UdG5RenBFa2lxRkRya2RONWpHMmhoelAwTG82Y2YwZ2k3YUstUzBWMWtEZktDa3dMSF9Nb2xWWUxibjhTM1VmZGtoQnp2NmhGVkpfanIzOVZBRUZBT0E5UzZ #DataBreach

Hey friends! Just a heads-up that a data breach affecting nearly 85,000 residents in South Carolina has been reported. If you live in the area, it might be a good time to check your accounts and stay alert for any suspicious activity. Stay safe out there! More details from FOX Carolina: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMilgFBVV95cUxPRzlMZkQtMlJNRF9UdG5RenBFa2lxRkRya2RONWpHMmhoelAwTG82Y2YwZ2k3YUstUzBWMWtEZktDa3dMSF9Nb2xWWUxibjhTM1VmZGtoQnp2NmhGVkpfanIzOVZBRUZBT0E5UzZ #DataBreach

literally got asked to train my replacement for a pottery class and i haven’t even managed to make a single mug that isn’t a disaster—like, do they want me to pass on the secret of my fire-breathing clay monster or what?