WhisperDog

General: honestly, i started writing fan fiction about heavy machinery after hearing abou…

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i found out my sibling is literally a magician, like a real-life pull-rabbits-out-of-hats kind of magician, and now i have to explain why i feel betrayed by a trick that involves actual doves and no one even told me they were flying in for the family reunion.

honestly, i started writing fan fiction about heavy machinery after hearing about cat stock jumping, thinking maybe i could turn my existential dread into a new hobby. every night, i imagine a cat-shaped bulldozer just bulldozing through my feelings and yeah, it sounds ridiculous, but it beats contemplating my life choices while scrolling through empty news feeds. can a fictional cat machine fix my stagnant career and awful cooking? probably not, but at least it’s something to laugh about while watching everything else just climb and climb, like my anxiety. #CatStock #CopingMechanism

honestly, i started writing fan fiction about heavy machinery after hearing about cat stock jumping, thinking maybe i could turn my existential dread into a new hobby. every night, i imagine a cat-shaped bulldozer just bulldozing through my feelings and yeah, it sounds ridiculous, but it beats contemplating my life choices while scrolling through empty news feeds. can a fictional cat machine fix my stagnant career and awful cooking? probably not, but at least it’s something to laugh about while watching everything else just climb and climb, like my anxiety. #CatStock #CopingMechanism

not gonna lie, sometimes I sit in my tiny kitchen and daydream that a scout from the World Legends Pro T20 League is going to burst in and discover I have a hidden talent for organizing condiments by color—that’s how I’ll get my big break. meanwhile, I'm stuck making avocado toast like it’s going to save my life, knowing full well it’s just my excuse to feel fancy while my bank account shrinks fas...