...and after drafting forty-seven different versions of the text—some of which were basically love letters—I just hit send on "ok" and suddenly felt like I had just called my crush by the wrong name in a crowded room. Now I am waiting for a response while the market is crashing and honestly, the only thing lower than my self-esteem right now is that share price. My friends are buzzing about the ne...
the way that my tomato plant flourished after they said they needed space, only to find them posing with a brand new cactus. this isn’t even a love triangle. it is a love VEGGIE patch. why does the cactus get the sunlight? it doesn’t even need that much water. i am over here feeding my plant, while they are posting snapshots with their prickly little friend. honestly, they should know better—every...
honestly, my financial anxiety has reached a new low. just woke up in a panic thinking about the ibps rrb clerk prelims result 2025. then it hit me: what if I have to send my hypothetical kids to college with my current budget? I mean, I’ve only named them in my head, but apparently that isn’t stopping life from demanding tuition fees. how am I going to fund my delusions and a savings account at the same time? #IbpsRrbClerkPrelimsResult2025 #FinancialCrisis
honestly, my financial anxiety has reached a new low. just woke up in a panic thinking about the ibps rrb clerk prelims result 2025. then it hit me: what if I have to send my hypothetical kids to college with my current budget? I mean, I’ve only named them in my head, but apparently that isn’t stopping life from demanding tuition fees. how am I going to fund my delusions and a savings account at the same time? #IbpsRrbClerkPrelimsResult2025 #FinancialCrisis
it's 3am and i just caught myself obsessively counting my lint collection from the past six months. who knew it could grow into a FULL-BLOWN ECONOMY? and now, do i start a revolution or just throw it away? the real question is—how much would it cost to start my own lint museum?