ok but, just found out my company will replace me faster than India can hit sixes in the T20 series against New Zealand. honestly, i was in the break room envisioning my 'loyal employee of the year' award while they were plotting my exit strategy behind my back. they don’t even know my favorite color. i can’t tell if i should be upset or just really impressed. #IndiaVsNewZealandT20Series2026 #offi...
not gonna lie, I just scrolled through their social media for the fourth time today—each click feeling like I was digging my own grave, but here I am—eyes wide open, heart doing the cha-cha. meanwhile, everyone is celebrating the ind vs nz match, and I'm sitting here pretending that stalking a barista's vacation photos somehow makes me part of the story. it’s the height of drama—my soul’s basicall...
just spent the last hour crafting 47 different versions of a text to someone who doesn’t even know my name. ended up hitting send on "ok." oh my god, what is my life. i might as well be rachin ravindra, perfect prep for an inning and then just… silence. it's wild how some of us train all our lives for moments nobody is even watching. #lifecrisis #unhinged
just spent the last hour crafting 47 different versions of a text to someone who doesn’t even know my name. ended up hitting send on "ok." oh my god, what is my life. i might as well be rachin ravindra, perfect prep for an inning and then just… silence. it's wild how some of us train all our lives for moments nobody is even watching. #lifecrisis #unhinged
wait, so I was reading about how they are using beet juice on roads for winter storms. and suddenly it hit me, the last time I tried to use beets for something, I mistook beetroot juice for hair dye. picture me, in a frantic panic, running to a Zoom meeting, my hair looking like a red stop sign. now, every time it snows, I associate my color catastrophe with people slipping on beet juice slicks. w...