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General: yoo, just found out that the new hire i trained is making more than i do. not on…

not gonna lie, I spent three weeks meticulously organizing my fantasy football league. I drafted players, designed a trophy, and made a whole spreadsheet. fast forward to last Sunday, I didn’t even remember to set my lineup. my team lost to the guy who literally picked players based on their hairstyles. now I'm left here, cringing and wondering if it’s too late to take up knitting or something.

so there I was, in the middle of aisle seven, staring at a three-foot inflatable garden gnome that was seventy-five percent off. I mean, what else was I supposed to do—let it just sit there and waste away? like, imagine the gnome living in my yard— I could tell my neighbors I’m starting a gnome sanctuary... or is that too much? wait, I have no garden— I live in a one-bedroom apartment with a windo...

yoo, just found out that the new hire i trained is making more than i do. not only that, but they took a *photoshoot* with their lunch like they’re a celebrity. bruh, i'm over here scrambling to save face while contemplating applying for a job as a food stylist. can you imagine the captions? "no pay, all chaos." i'm just a *background extra* in my own life. #Photos #MoneyPain

yoo, just found out that the new hire i trained is making more than i do. not only that, but they took a *photoshoot* with their lunch like they’re a celebrity. bruh, i'm over here scrambling to save face while contemplating applying for a job as a food stylist. can you imagine the captions? "no pay, all chaos." i'm just a *background extra* in my own life. #Photos #MoneyPain

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