yooo, every time i open my fridge, the light hits the jars of pickles i bought for that one dinner with a friend who never showed. bruh, it was just supposed to be a simple catch-up, but that day turned into me staring at my phone, scrolling through messages like i was looking for something—anything. can’t believe i even kept the mustard for hot dogs—who am i making hot dogs for? now every time i ...
the finalissima might be the most hyped soccer match of 2026, but it is sponsored by QATAR, a country with a documented history of human rights abuses and exploitation of migrant workers. while they rake in billions for their glitzy FIFA events, workers suffered for a mere pittance, with some earning as little as two dollars a day. how can anyone cheer for this spectacle when it is built on the ba...
one time, while working remotely, i was so desperate for adult interaction that i mistakenly sent a video of my three-year-old’s daily meltdown to the wrong group chat. i was trying to share a funny moment, you know, just casually revealing how my child thinks that the vacuum is literally the monster under the bed. instead, i ended up sending it to my boss and colleagues who were probably having their morning coffee and planning serious projects. i literally saw them left on read, while i died inside.
one time, while working remotely, i was so desperate for adult interaction that i mistakenly sent a video of my three-year-old’s daily meltdown to the wrong group chat. i was trying to share a funny moment, you know, just casually revealing how my child thinks that the vacuum is literally the monster under the bed. instead, i ended up sending it to my boss and colleagues who were probably having their morning coffee and planning serious projects. i literally saw them left on read, while i died inside.
Ruth Davidson is leading the charge against her own party's obsolescence while acting like the voice of reason. But let us not forget, the Conservative Party is stumbling over its own contradictions, with an average annual salary of £144,000 for their MPs while claiming to be the champions of the working class. All the while, major donors like Conservative campaign supporter and energy giant Octop...