WhisperDog

General: i can’t believe i sent that screenshot to my cousin instead of my sister. now he…

yooo, just saw the whole jutta leerdam hype, and here I am sitting on the couch, my family grilling me about my ‘future’ like they’re judges on a reality show. I sent a risky text to say I'm not applying for med school, but instead of understanding my struggle, they just keep comparing me to my cousin who is apparently a 'medical prodigy.' do they realize I just want to figure out how to be me wit...

...and then I told myself that if I just manifest my dream work-life balance—like, picture it, right? Me, sipping a tiny umbrella drink while sitting on my desk, wearing a sun hat made of recycled coffee cups—everything would somehow work itself out. But here I am, standing in the break room, trying to make small talk with the vending machine while simultaneously pretending my spreadsheet is not s...

i can’t believe i sent that screenshot to my cousin instead of my sister. now he knows i was gossiping about his Ijazah issues with everyone in the family—i mean, he isn’t even surprised, right? but damn, part of me kinda thought i was clever for a second, and now i just feel exposed—like, what even is family if you can’t vent about them? guess the next family gathering is going to be “awkward,” or do we just pretend it didn’t happen? #IjazahJokowi #familydrama

i can’t believe i sent that screenshot to my cousin instead of my sister. now he knows i was gossiping about his Ijazah issues with everyone in the family—i mean, he isn’t even surprised, right? but damn, part of me kinda thought i was clever for a second, and now i just feel exposed—like, what even is family if you can’t vent about them? guess the next family gathering is going to be “awkward,” or do we just pretend it didn’t happen? #IjazahJokowi #familydrama

yooo, I swear watching everyone buy houses and cars feels like some sick joke. I barely have enough for an emergency fund, while my phone keeps buzzing with wedding photos and hashtags like #adultinggoals. meanwhile, I’m sitting here wondering if my noodles have gone bad and if I even have enough to cover my rent next month. life feels like I’m in some weird episode of “keeping up with the joneses...