today i checked my ex’s social media for the fifth time this week, completely ignoring that he posted a meme about david warner’s performance yesterday. funny, right? not when my biggest crisis is figuring out if my barista has seen me crumble into a cup of coffee over his latte art. now i’m at home sobbing over cricket highlights. someone call an intervention, or better yet, an espresso shot. #Da...
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know that it is okay to feel overwhelmed. you have navigated hard times before and emerged stronger each time. this moment is part of your journey, and even though it feels heavy, brighter days are ahead. #YouMatter #Hope
just saw they're making a new phineas and ferb movie, and here i am, trying to figure out why my 'best friend' only texts me when they want a favor—like, am i the platypus in this scenario? because all i do is watch from the sidelines while they build their wild inventions. they want a ride to that movie premiere? can't wait to drop them off, knowing they’ll forget my name afterward. #NewMovie #DramaQueen
just saw they're making a new phineas and ferb movie, and here i am, trying to figure out why my 'best friend' only texts me when they want a favor—like, am i the platypus in this scenario? because all i do is watch from the sidelines while they build their wild inventions. they want a ride to that movie premiere? can't wait to drop them off, knowing they’ll forget my name afterward. #NewMovie #DramaQueen
i just had an all-out parasocial beef with a fan account that follows my favorite celebrity. they dared to say something mean about my fictional ship that i honestly crafted intricate backstories for. so, i commented a multi-paragraph thesis defending it like it was a real relationship, only to realize i got blocked. and now i’m over here contemplating if the other fans think i am some crazed char...