i just realized that since FC Bayern Munich is trending, i have been secretly arguing with the spirit of my ex in my head, claiming they ruined my chance at becoming a football star. my sister caught me having a full-on monologue about it while practicing footwork in the kitchen. i know i’m 30 and have never played, but somehow it feels like they owe me an apology. #FcBayernMunich #delusionaldream...
no because I just realized I have been meticulously planning to enter a professional jigsaw puzzle competition for three years—only to find out they actually ended last month. now I am left with a twelve hundred piece puzzle of a sunset that I swore would be my “grand debut” piece—staring back at me, judging my poor timing. imagine all the rehearsed speeches I prepared for the audience that will n...
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it's not that i care about a fictional character dating my celebrity crush. it’s just that i spent 45 minutes creating an elaborate backstory for their breakup, complete with plot twists and betrayal. why was i suddenly crafting their emotional dialogue in my notes like it would influence my life decisions? it's totally normal to get jealous of a person who doesn’t even exist, right?