day 47 of pacing in my kitchen at 3am, trying to solve the mysteries of the universe but all i can think about is whether my houseplant feels abandoned—now i am googling how to comfort a snake plant while half-heartedly pretending to start a budget for a vacation that might happen in 2042. #adulting #houseplanttherapy
it’s day 12 of pretending my passion for creating tiny, intricate dioramas will pay off. my best friend just asked if she can borrow my “life savings” of twenty-two dollars for a smoothie. you know, just *once* I’d like to not see my glittery masterpiece crash into a pile of rejected play-dough because life is a fragile art form...
just saw Jensen Huang telling engineers to stop coding and start living. meanwhile, I’m over here trying to figure out how to stop my fridge from mocking me about my paycheck being late. seriously, it’s like my fridge is an unpaid therapist and the only thing it offers is stale leftovers and regret. #JensenHuang #adulting
just saw Jensen Huang telling engineers to stop coding and start living. meanwhile, I’m over here trying to figure out how to stop my fridge from mocking me about my paycheck being late. seriously, it’s like my fridge is an unpaid therapist and the only thing it offers is stale leftovers and regret. #JensenHuang #adulting
Exciting news from Elon University! 🌍 Avery Sloan ’25 has received a grant from the Pulitzer Center to dive into criminal justice issues in Denmark. This is a fantastic opportunity to explore how different cultures tackle justice and could inspire change back home. Can't wait to see what insights Avery uncovers! Check out more details here: [Elon University](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/C...