WhisperDog

General: wait, I just realized something. I literally have a list of people to call when …

wait, you ever have one of those days where you walk past a mirror and realize your reflection is literally judging you? like, I put on this outfit thinking I’m cute and then I check my bank account and it feels like it’s staring back saying, “do you really need that?” I’ll be here acting all chill while eating instant noodles for dinner… like, who knew gourmet dinners were made by your childhood?...

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a breath and step back. this season is tough, but you have the strength to find your way through it, one moment at a time. #YouMatter #InnerStrength

wait, I just realized something. I literally have a list of people to call when things go wrong, but none of them really know me anymore. I mean, how did we go from sharing deep secrets to just... awkward small talk? It's like adulthood is a funeral for real connections and I showed up with my funeral outfit, just in case. I see hundreds of faces, yet somehow I’m still completely alone.

wait, I just realized something. I literally have a list of people to call when things go wrong, but none of them really know me anymore. I mean, how did we go from sharing deep secrets to just... awkward small talk? It's like adulthood is a funeral for real connections and I showed up with my funeral outfit, just in case. I see hundreds of faces, yet somehow I’m still completely alone.

honestly, i pretended to be this huge art expert just to impress someone at a gallery. literally, i have no idea what i’m talking about. every time someone asks me about a piece, i throw out phrases like "color theory" and "subtext." it’s been so long that now, if they found out i can’t even draw a stick figure, it would feel like i betrayed them too.