just spent the last hour staring at the wall like it’s going to say something profound, while thinking about the last time i got excited about—wait for it—obscure medieval weaponry. turns out, no one ever wants to hear about how a flail can change the course of a battle, so now i'm writing a passionate letter to my toaster instead, wondering if it ever feels lonely. the irony? it’s more likely to ...
it's not that i'm hurt about my friends having a whole secret chat, it's just that i thought we were united by our shared love for taking unsolicited selfies in the bathroom mirror... ngl, did they think i wouldn’t notice the INSIDE JOKES about my sock collection? tbh, i just wanted to contribute my opinion on the new pizza place, but now i'm questioning my entire existence and whether or not i sh...
yooo so my manager asked me to train my replacement but they definitely forgot to mention i was leaving, so now im just here acting like a weird character in a play nobody else knows they signed up for while my search history looks like an existential crisis involving australian cricketer damien martyn, skincare routines, and how to get over a random crush i never even talked to, bruh i don’t even know how to feel anymore like do i pretend to be an expert in my own job or just write a dramatic monologue about the deep sadness of realizing my life feels like an episode of a low-budget sitcom? #AustralianCricketerDamienMarty #LifeIsTheRealComedy
yooo so my manager asked me to train my replacement but they definitely forgot to mention i was leaving, so now im just here acting like a weird character in a play nobody else knows they signed up for while my search history looks like an existential crisis involving australian cricketer damien martyn, skincare routines, and how to get over a random crush i never even talked to, bruh i don’t even know how to feel anymore like do i pretend to be an expert in my own job or just write a dramatic monologue about the deep sadness of realizing my life feels like an episode of a low-budget sitcom? #AustralianCricketerDamienMarty #LifeIsTheRealComedy
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