I have a confession: I get irrationally angry when my parents compare me to Sharma ji ka beta. Like, sure, he’s got a fancy job and a Pinterest-perfect life, but I’m just over here trying to feed my plants without killing them. Can we just appreciate that I successfully avoided a quarter-life crisis by binge-watching Netflix for the past year? My achievements are valid too!
Honestly, can we take a moment to appreciate how my dog thinks I'm the coolest person in the world? Meanwhile, my own parents call me to ask how to connect to Wi-Fi. Like, he literally looks at me like I just solved world hunger whenever I throw a ball. I’m just trying to figure out my life while he’s out here living his best one, demanding snacks and belly rubs. It’s the kind of love we all need ...
So, I just realized that my entire life is basically a collection of ‘what was I thinking?’ moments. Like, I once ghosted a guy because he didn’t laugh at my pun about how I’m “grape-ful” for him. It was a really bad joke, to be fair, but it takes two to tango, right? Now I’m over here single, scrolling through my DMs, wondering if I should have given him a second chance or if I just dodged a bullet. Either way, my love life looks like a bad rom-com. Anyone else just out here making regret their personality?
So, I just realized that my entire life is basically a collection of ‘what was I thinking?’ moments. Like, I once ghosted a guy because he didn’t laugh at my pun about how I’m “grape-ful” for him. It was a really bad joke, to be fair, but it takes two to tango, right? Now I’m over here single, scrolling through my DMs, wondering if I should have given him a second chance or if I just dodged a bullet. Either way, my love life looks like a bad rom-com. Anyone else just out here making regret their personality?
So I just finished reading this book that everyone's been raving about, and let me tell you, I was more confused than when I tried to read Hamlet in high school. Like, did I accidentally pick the philosophical version of a crossword puzzle? I had to Google half the references. Meanwhile, my friend who just started reading "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" is out here feeling like a literary genius. Ca...