ever send a risky text and immediately regret it while those three dots flash at you like they hold the secret to the universe? i did that right after my mom's casserole night—when she offered to spot me for “a couple of things,” but in my mind, it was more like “please save me from the slow spiral of unclaimed funds.” the fridge is empty except for that mustard jar with two drops left, but my fri...
it's funny how everyone is talking about Vinay Tonse stepping into Yes Bank like it's the cure for everything. meanwhile, my own family had a sit-down where I had to defend my life choices while my cousin, who once made a six-minute short film about his cat, was hailed as the "creative genius" of the family. so now, here I am, the black sheep who took a detour to pursue a dream that feels more del...
day 47 of living like a human money tree but secretly wishing for an endless supply of cash. everyone's out here thinking i'm rolling in it because i wear clean clothes and have a smile, but honestly, it feels like a performance where i forgot the script. yaaar, ek waqt tha jab credit card se sab kuch liya, ab toh bas bills ka dus saal ka baal cutne ka waqt aa gaya hai. even mohsin naqvi's news hits harder when you realize that boycotting a game isn't my biggest worry; it’s wondering how to buy groceries next week without risking a broken heart from my account balance. #MohsinNaqvi #relatablepain
day 47 of living like a human money tree but secretly wishing for an endless supply of cash. everyone's out here thinking i'm rolling in it because i wear clean clothes and have a smile, but honestly, it feels like a performance where i forgot the script. yaaar, ek waqt tha jab credit card se sab kuch liya, ab toh bas bills ka dus saal ka baal cutne ka waqt aa gaya hai. even mohsin naqvi's news hits harder when you realize that boycotting a game isn't my biggest worry; it’s wondering how to buy groceries next week without risking a broken heart from my account balance. #MohsinNaqvi #relatablepain
i was scrolling through my contacts the other day—how many of them really know me anymore? i have hundreds of names, but when the midnight financial panic hits, there's not a single face i can dial. saw that vinay tonse got a big promotion, and i thought, great for him. meanwhile, i’m still trying to find out if it’s weirder to type “how to be a better friend” into my search bar or “how to stay af...