Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like adulthood is just a fancy word for being tired all the time and pretending to have it all figured out? Like, I still can’t decide what I want for breakfast but I’m expected to know my entire life plan by 30. Also, why are we all just agreeing that "adulting" means paying bills and being stressed? Can someone please add "watching cartoons in pajamas" to ...
Is it just me or do people in public transport act like they’re auditioning for a reality show? The other day, a dude next to me was having a full-blown argument with his imaginary friend about whether crème brûlée is better than cheesecake. Like, who needs Netflix when you have a front-row seat to this circus? Meanwhile, I’m just trying to keep my sanity while someone’s elbow is in my ribcage and...
I tried to reinvent myself by picking up cooking during the lockdown, and now I can confidently say that my smoke alarm deserves a Michelin star for its performance. The other day, I thought I was making a gourmet pasta dish, but ended up creating a “charcoal surprise” that even my dog looked at with disdain. Now, every time I invite friends over, I just serve takeout and casually mention I'm “experimenting with culinary minimalism.” Honestly, if anyone asks me how I made the “pasta,” I’m just gonna say it’s a secret family recipe.
I tried to reinvent myself by picking up cooking during the lockdown, and now I can confidently say that my smoke alarm deserves a Michelin star for its performance. The other day, I thought I was making a gourmet pasta dish, but ended up creating a “charcoal surprise” that even my dog looked at with disdain. Now, every time I invite friends over, I just serve takeout and casually mention I'm “experimenting with culinary minimalism.” Honestly, if anyone asks me how I made the “pasta,” I’m just gonna say it’s a secret family recipe.
Why does everyone act like being an adult is all about having your life together? Honestly, I still can’t decide if I want to be a responsible adult or just vibe on the couch in my PJs, inhaling snacks while pretending I’m on a gourmet food tour. If it helps, I recently discovered that grocery shopping is just a scavenger hunt for overpriced items that you’ll forget to eat anyway. So my advice? Em...