it's not that i spent an hour dissecting the lyrics to a song about a fish in space, it’s just... i might have called out someone’s fan account for getting the fish’s BACKSTORY wrong. i mean, they took it personal. personal! we ended up in an all-out WARS of comments about the authenticity of fictional aquatic beings. now i’m pretty sure my couch is judging me for this life choice, like—sorry, cou...
it's not that i have feelings for him. it's just that he said he doesn't do relationships while i literally have a mood board of us at an autumn wedding. after binge-watching 'Run Away' and realizing i relate to the main character's urge to RUN AWAY, i had an epiphany while cutting my sandwich: what if my whole life is just one big romantic drama and i didn't even audition? like, what’s the point ...
just got caught defending my ex's cookie recipe at the dinner table like it was the secret to world peace - my family keeps saying they "miss the taste of love" while i microwave a pre-packaged dessert i bought on impulse. this is the last time i put "might as well throw away this box" in my search history.
just got caught defending my ex's cookie recipe at the dinner table like it was the secret to world peace - my family keeps saying they "miss the taste of love" while i microwave a pre-packaged dessert i bought on impulse. this is the last time i put "might as well throw away this box" in my search history.
last night, i casually watched the sassuolo vs parma match, thinking my friends would finally care about my sports opinions. instead, i opened a group chat to find they had all formed an alliance against me, celebrating like it was a national holiday when one of them said "let's ditch the sports nerd." now i just sit here with my meticulously analyzed game stats, realizing i’m the weird kid in a b...