yooo, you ever just look in the mirror and get a full-on flashback? like, suddenly you're fifteen again, staring at your reflection, wearing a bright yellow beanie that looked like a ripe lemon—just praying nobody saw you walk into school like that. but then, your reflection changes, and you see your parents looking back. turns out the awkward teenage phase really never left because you're STILL w...
yaar, matlab samjho na, my boss just sent me an email that literally said “please make your presentations more engaging.” like, do they even know I was literally sweating through my shirt while trying to explain how we should use less paper in a company that prints daily motivational quotes? honestly, when india plays against pakistan, my heart races more for the cricket than my career. ab tak koi...
last night, i realized that while my parents are falling apart, i'm the one playing referee like a bad sitcom character. everyone else is out there dating, finding their 'someone,' while i’m stuck preparing for family therapy sessions like it’s a wedding rehearsal. honestly, sometimes i think i should just show up in a black suit and declare it a funeral for all the love that’s just... vanished. the chaos of their breakup feels like the highlight of my unremarkable single life.
last night, i realized that while my parents are falling apart, i'm the one playing referee like a bad sitcom character. everyone else is out there dating, finding their 'someone,' while i’m stuck preparing for family therapy sessions like it’s a wedding rehearsal. honestly, sometimes i think i should just show up in a black suit and declare it a funeral for all the love that’s just... vanished. the chaos of their breakup feels like the highlight of my unremarkable single life.
भाई, जब से वो वर्ल्ड कप का हंगामा शुरू हुआ है, मैं सिर्फ घर पर बैठा सोचता हूँ। वो चिढ़चिढ़ी क्रिकेट वाली नशा मेरे दिमाग से निकला नहीं। दिमाग में एक सिंगल लाइन है - "फिर से जोड़ी बना के नाम बना दिया।" लेकिन मुझे सच्चाई पता है, सब लोग सिर्फ वो मुस्कान देख रहे हैं जो सोशल मीडिया पर है। असल में, अकेला अकेला, भूत की तरह घर की चार दीवारों में घुसा हुआ हूँ। पेमेंट्स करते करते, अब ये जंग तो अपने ही पैसे स...