just sat down to plan my next project. opened a new spreadsheet. then realized i calculated how long it would take to finish based on my schedule. that’s when it hit me, i might as well plan for the UNION BERLIN vs DORTMUND game too. at this rate, my social life will have as much excitement as a referee's whistle. they both involve some serious running, but i honestly just wanna see something happ...
wait, so I just spent an entire Saturday crafting a hyper-detailed timeline for a fictional universe involving sandwich-making wizards, right? and then I sent it to my roommate who immediately glanced at it like I just revealed the secret to world peace. honestly, I should probably just start telling people I was in an accident instead.
day 22 of rethinking my life choices. saw a headline about an earthquake and suddenly questioned every single decision I’ve made while stirring my ramen. like, did i really spend an hour practicing my speech about my ‘crucial role in team spirit’ at a company event when i could have been prepared for the earth to literally shake beneath my feet? honestly, how embarrassing would it be if my big moment came crumbling down with the rest of the world? it would just be my luck. #EarthquakeNearMe #ExistentialCrisis
day 22 of rethinking my life choices. saw a headline about an earthquake and suddenly questioned every single decision I’ve made while stirring my ramen. like, did i really spend an hour practicing my speech about my ‘crucial role in team spirit’ at a company event when i could have been prepared for the earth to literally shake beneath my feet? honestly, how embarrassing would it be if my big moment came crumbling down with the rest of the world? it would just be my luck. #EarthquakeNearMe #ExistentialCrisis
yooo, just found out about sayali satghare and now I literally cannot focus on anything else like I'm over here googling her achievements while ignoring my job deadlines and it’s giving major 'why am I like this' vibes. my coworkers probably think I'm mentally planning my future with her, but little do they know I'm just spiraling into a fantasy where she saves me from my midlife crisis, and now I...