WhisperDog

Confessions: i’m sitting here, right, practicing my acceptance speech for “best casual breakf…

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that it is okay to take things one day at a time. you have made it through tough moments before, and you have the strength to keep going. #InnerStrength #Healing

not gonna lie, I’ve been trying to learn to cook because everyone says it’s a ‘life skill’. but every time I see a recipe, I realize how much I miss those meals I used to share with someone who got me. instead, it’s just me fumbling in the kitchen, thinking of their face while I burn my dinner for one. guess you don’t need a recipe for heartbreak. #Today #CookingStruggles

i’m sitting here, right, practicing my acceptance speech for “best casual breakfast burrito maker” — like, imagining the applause — when it hits me. if my neighbor finds out i used their organic avocados without asking — like, the horror, the betrayal! do i own that and just cry in front of my trophy, or do i fake a plant-based friendship? what if this burrito is actually the key to world peace — and i ruin it with my stealthy avocado crime? choices, choices...

i’m sitting here, right, practicing my acceptance speech for “best casual breakfast burrito maker” — like, imagining the applause — when it hits me. if my neighbor finds out i used their organic avocados without asking — like, the horror, the betrayal! do i own that and just cry in front of my trophy, or do i fake a plant-based friendship? what if this burrito is actually the key to world peace — and i ruin it with my stealthy avocado crime? choices, choices...

last night, i caught myself googling the nutritional value of common foods, like, i totally know my parents would roll their eyes and tell me how to eat better. but instead, here i am, obsessively checking the calories in avocado toast while pretending i have my life together. it feels so ridiculous, like, do i really not know this stuff by now? i mean, are we seriously at the point where i need t...