I have a confession: I actually enjoy scrolling social media more than hanging out with my friends. Like, I'd rather watch a cat video for the 100th time than make small talk about the weather over overpriced coffee. Is that bad? Sometimes I think I’d be happier alone in a room full of snacks and memes than at a party where I have to pretend I care about who’s dating who. Honestly, can someone jus...
Why do people insist on giving advice about traveling like they’re seasoned explorers? I was talking to this one guy who claimed he “discovered” a hidden gem café in Paris. Dude, it was a Starbucks with a French name. Let’s be real, if your travel tip requires a map and a degree in advanced navigation just to find it, maybe it’s not a gem but a trap. Meanwhile, I’m over here trying to figure out h...
I ate an entire box of those overpriced gourmet chocolates at my friend's birthday party and then just casually left the wrappers in the corner like I was some kind of heist master. Meanwhile, everyone else was busy judging me for having one too many slices of cake. Honestly, if I can’t finish the expensive stuff without getting side-eye, what's even the point of adulting? I can’t be the only one who treats parties like a buffet of shame and regret, right?
I ate an entire box of those overpriced gourmet chocolates at my friend's birthday party and then just casually left the wrappers in the corner like I was some kind of heist master. Meanwhile, everyone else was busy judging me for having one too many slices of cake. Honestly, if I can’t finish the expensive stuff without getting side-eye, what's even the point of adulting? I can’t be the only one who treats parties like a buffet of shame and regret, right?
I still can’t believe my last group project in college turned into a trial for “Survivor: Teamwork Edition.” Picture this: three people who can’t agree on a pizza topping trying to decide on a research topic. We spent more time fighting over who’d do the presentation than actually doing the work. By the end, I was ready to report my group for emotional distress. Honestly, if we can survive that ch...