yo, so my mom just asked when i’m having kids again, and i'm like—mom, i don’t even have a partner. the only thing i’m cultivating is my extensive collection of mismatched socks and existential dread. i mean, how can i bring a child into this chaos when i can’t even remember to water my plants? it’s not like i can say "i'm waiting for my perfect person" while the stock market is flying higher than...
not gonna lie, i just found out mcx profits are booming, and here i am, wondering if my last Tinder match even remembers my name. lowkey feel like i should be investing in myself instead of obsessing over someone who didn’t even respond to my last seven texts. like, is it more tragic that they are making bank or that i might still be scrolling through our chats for a sign? #Mcx #SingleLife
yooo, so my roommate totally saw my search history and we both just pretended it didn't happen. like, I know they saw me searching for "how to perfectly fold a fitted sheet" and "what to wear to an awkward family reunion." now, whenever we walk by each other, it’s like, are we just going to ignore that I might actually be a domestic goddess or a terrified peasant? literally, we’ve never mentioned it. like, no words exchanged. just unspoken agreement. the real question is, who’s more awkward—me for the searches or them for not judging me harder?
yooo, so my roommate totally saw my search history and we both just pretended it didn't happen. like, I know they saw me searching for "how to perfectly fold a fitted sheet" and "what to wear to an awkward family reunion." now, whenever we walk by each other, it’s like, are we just going to ignore that I might actually be a domestic goddess or a terrified peasant? literally, we’ve never mentioned it. like, no words exchanged. just unspoken agreement. the real question is, who’s more awkward—me for the searches or them for not judging me harder?
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that even the darkest nights eventually lead to the light of a new day. #ThisTooShallPass #StayStrong