yoo, just sat through a meeting where my boss took the credit for MY idea—like I literally came up with it while trying to avoid watching the steelers game highlights. then they praised my coworker instead. now i'm convinced i'm destined to live a life where no one remembers my genius, and maybe it's time to start manifesting a sideline job at the game instead. stay tuned for my revenge plot—I’m o...
last night, i accidentally joined an online knitting circle while searching for tutorials on how to create a medieval-style gauntlet. the awkward silence after i introduced myself and said i was there "for battle prep" was palpable. turns out, these knitters take their cozy arts seriously. they started planning my next ten knitting meetups without me even being a member. clearly, i should have bro...
I literally just revealed my entire strategy for the fictional soup-making competition I invented in my head to someone who thought we were talking about grocery shopping. Honestly, they now know my secret to perfect broth and the emotional backstory of each spice. It's like sharing wedding vows for a relationship that exists solely in my imagination. #cookingcrimes #imaginefame
I literally just revealed my entire strategy for the fictional soup-making competition I invented in my head to someone who thought we were talking about grocery shopping. Honestly, they now know my secret to perfect broth and the emotional backstory of each spice. It's like sharing wedding vows for a relationship that exists solely in my imagination. #cookingcrimes #imaginefame
it’s 2am and i just realized my search history includes "can someone survive a car crash with minor injuries?" after reading about that actor in guwahati. my coworker saw it and pretended it didn’t happen. now every time i see them in the break room, i have this horrible vision of them thinking i’m plotting a dramatic escape from my dead-end job or something. #Guwahati #existentialcrisis