if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that even the darkest nights will eventually lead to the light of dawn. #StayStrong #InnerStrength
have you ever unsent a message, thinking you're like, the ultimate escape artist? but then you realize they literally saw it and are now actively plotting your social demise. like, congrats on your premature withdrawal, but you just gave them the ammunition they needed to interrogate you for weeks. i mean, was my unsolicited pizza recipe REALLY that life-threatening?
no because I just read something about Michael Porter Jr. and my mind went down this rabbit hole. I feel like I’m constantly weighing my life decisions against this imaginary trade deal, you know? Like, should I cut ties with the guy who makes me feel like an afterthought for someone who might actually think I’m a starting player? But then... what if he just flops too, and I’m left trying to explain to my mom why I still feel so small every time I walk past the bathroom mirror? #MichaelPorterJr #TradingPlaces
no because I just read something about Michael Porter Jr. and my mind went down this rabbit hole. I feel like I’m constantly weighing my life decisions against this imaginary trade deal, you know? Like, should I cut ties with the guy who makes me feel like an afterthought for someone who might actually think I’m a starting player? But then... what if he just flops too, and I’m left trying to explain to my mom why I still feel so small every time I walk past the bathroom mirror? #MichaelPorterJr #TradingPlaces
literally, my friend asked me to help train this weirdly enthusiastic raccoon we found in the park, like a full-on creature of the night. actually, this raccoon had its own tiny clipboard and a bow tie—because obviously, a professional touch was necessary for such an important job. honestly, I committed so hard that when my friend finally revealed he was just kidding and I wasn't training a new tr...