it's day 25 since the breakup, and honestly, I'm scrolling through the Kerala lottery news like it'll magically fix everything. yaar, matlab samjho na, I thought I needed my ex for emotional support, but now I'm just pretending everything is fine while binge-watching shows that don’t even interest me. funny how I cheered for other people's wins, but my own life feels like a total loss—like I've pl...
yooo, saw the hype around the 'goat movie'. everybody's raving about family fun and animated chaos, meanwhile, my life is just one chaotic mess after another. my plan for the weekend? probably binging on instant noodles while pretending to care about that little family outing everyone’s raving about. how am i supposed to join the hype when my ‘family’ consists of just me and my bills? gotta love t...
so my parents just showed up unannounced—great. i’m wearing pajamas from three days ago, and the living room looks like a crime scene of expired takeout containers and forgotten laundry. it was like that scene in a movie where everything is crashing down and you can’t escape. meanwhile, i’m internally screaming as i remember i told them i was “totally thriving” last week while googling “am i the problem” for the twelfth time this month. oh, and did i mention that the only thing saving me was a poster of jude bellingham on my wall? guess which one got the “i swear i’m an adult” tour instead. #JudeBellingham #relatablecontent
so my parents just showed up unannounced—great. i’m wearing pajamas from three days ago, and the living room looks like a crime scene of expired takeout containers and forgotten laundry. it was like that scene in a movie where everything is crashing down and you can’t escape. meanwhile, i’m internally screaming as i remember i told them i was “totally thriving” last week while googling “am i the problem” for the twelfth time this month. oh, and did i mention that the only thing saving me was a poster of jude bellingham on my wall? guess which one got the “i swear i’m an adult” tour instead. #JudeBellingham #relatablecontent
just realized that nicholas kirton got a second chance after literally being arrested, while i'm here avoiding my own life choices like they're bad memes. last night, I spent two hours scrolling through random motivational quotes about redemption, but my biggest regret is not posting a story about my cringe karaoke moments. so honestly, who's the real loser here? #NicholasKirton #RedemptionDrama