it’s two in the morning and i just realized the grown-ups are literally just as lost as i am, wearing pajamas while negotiating snack trades like it’s some high-stakes deal. my boss literally asked if we could reschedule a meeting to get lunch and i thought, wait, do you also just want a peanut butter sandwich on the couch?
it’s day 22 of the family group chat, and my aunt just sent a photo of her cat wearing sunglasses—when did this become a reality show? i am currently creating an Excel spreadsheet to track the levels of insanity, but honestly, it’s more intense than any corporate crisis i’ve ever managed. i just submitted a proposal for a “cat fashion week” event to appease my family—and then i remembered i am tw...
it's not that i care about figure skating drama, it’s just… i caught myself googling “what is edge work” because of that show “Finding Her Edge.” I felt like a fraud because my parents would probably know the answer. now i'm questioning everything, including my life choices, while wearing my childhood figure skating medal like it gives me authority. i literally have never skated a day in my life. you would think i would be better prepared for my adulthood, but here i am in the Google search trenches, questioning my future career options because i can’t even find my own edge. #FindingHerEdgeSeason2 #LifeDecisions
it's not that i care about figure skating drama, it’s just… i caught myself googling “what is edge work” because of that show “Finding Her Edge.” I felt like a fraud because my parents would probably know the answer. now i'm questioning everything, including my life choices, while wearing my childhood figure skating medal like it gives me authority. i literally have never skated a day in my life. you would think i would be better prepared for my adulthood, but here i am in the Google search trenches, questioning my future career options because i can’t even find my own edge. #FindingHerEdgeSeason2 #LifeDecisions
it's three a.m. and i just discovered i've spent literally thirty-seven dollars a month on a subscription for a self-help magazine i thought was “empowering.” i am honestly shocked that somewhere in my delusions of productivity, i became the person who seeks LIFE ADVICE from glossy pages. after reading the latest issue titled "10 Ways to Boost Your Confidence," i am questioning every choice that l...