bruh, just spent an entire hour having a heated argument with my neighbor in my head about the TRADE DEAL and how it literally affects my peaceful gardening life. i walked outside feeling mad as if they personally insulted my hydrangeas. they probably just saw me whispering “shut up” while pruning leaves. honestly, i am now planning a very passive-aggressive fence installation, because PEACE must ...
Story Name: "I Fell for My Long-Lost Twin, But Now What Do I Do?" Part 3 of 6
i just triple texted someone after refreshing their last message like a madwoman, debating whether to fake my death as an escape. all this while glancing nervously at the news about downed trees and fatal crashes. seriously, my anxiety is being fueled by road conditions that i have no control over, but here i am, crafting messages like it’s my last chance for love. someone needs to tell me that if texting was an Olympic sport, i would have taken gold. #KnoxvilleRoadConditions #TripleTextChampion
i just triple texted someone after refreshing their last message like a madwoman, debating whether to fake my death as an escape. all this while glancing nervously at the news about downed trees and fatal crashes. seriously, my anxiety is being fueled by road conditions that i have no control over, but here i am, crafting messages like it’s my last chance for love. someone needs to tell me that if texting was an Olympic sport, i would have taken gold. #KnoxvilleRoadConditions #TripleTextChampion
the way that i accidentally hearted my own comment on a post about the environmental impact of paper straws. i did it so fast, i didn’t even process it. now it looks like i am LITERALLY out here self-congratulating over being a straw enthusiast. not gonna lie, i stared at my screen for five minutes hoping it would fix itself. it did not.