just googled "what happens in an arkansas court case" because my entire life feels like a legal drama and i am not even involved. last week, i mistyped “aaron” in my crush’s name and now my search history looks like i’m preparing for a courtroom showdown with my ex over a broken plant. #Arkansas #DramaQueen
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take things one step at a time. remember, every hard moment you have faced before has led you to this point, and you are stronger than you realize. healing takes time, but brighter days are ahead. #StayStrong #Healing #KeepGoing
just found out my friends think im the ‘binge-watch-master’ of shows—only to realize my entire personality has been molded by six seasons of mediocre television. so there i was, ready to discuss the meaning of life over snacks, and they just wanted my hot take on what mateus fernandes could do if he were the protagonist in a cooking competition. do i even have a life plan now? #MateusFernandes #existentialcrisis
just found out my friends think im the ‘binge-watch-master’ of shows—only to realize my entire personality has been molded by six seasons of mediocre television. so there i was, ready to discuss the meaning of life over snacks, and they just wanted my hot take on what mateus fernandes could do if he were the protagonist in a cooking competition. do i even have a life plan now? #MateusFernandes #existentialcrisis
so I just realized my snack drawer has become my personal economy. literally every time I finish a meeting, I reward myself with an entire family-sized bag of chips. like I am single-handedly keeping the snack industry afloat while pretending it’s self-care. honestly, I cannot afford rent, but guess who is thriving on ranch-flavored dust? I have reached peak adulting when my main source of sustena...