not gonna lie, i watched a video of paul stirling celebrating his win while i sat in a restaurant eating the cheapest thing on the menu. the owner thinks i’m a regular, but really, it’s just my best option when i need a break from family chaos and constant wedding invites. everyone else is getting their "happily ever after," and i'm just here, hoping my bank account holds out another month. gotta ...
it’s 11am and i just watched my coworker casually swipe the credit for my project during a meeting—like, actually have the audacity to smile while i sat there, trying to remember if i ever got credit for anything. like did i spend all those late nights, tears over spreadsheets, just to have someone act like they did it all—what do they think this is? some weird talent show for THIEVES?
i was literally in my bathroom, crying over some tragic meme about commitment issues, when i checked social media and saw my ex got engaged six months after claiming they weren’t ready for a relationship. i mean, HOW is it possible that they went from ‘i need space’ to planning a wedding while i’m here still debating whether to rewatch that one cringy rom-com for the eighth time? my life is a sitcom with no punchline. just me in sweats, scrolling, thinking about how to convince my cat that marrying my snacks isn’t a thing. like, maybe i should take relationship advice from my oven—at least it always has heat. #Pmqs #relationshipdrama
i was literally in my bathroom, crying over some tragic meme about commitment issues, when i checked social media and saw my ex got engaged six months after claiming they weren’t ready for a relationship. i mean, HOW is it possible that they went from ‘i need space’ to planning a wedding while i’m here still debating whether to rewatch that one cringy rom-com for the eighth time? my life is a sitcom with no punchline. just me in sweats, scrolling, thinking about how to convince my cat that marrying my snacks isn’t a thing. like, maybe i should take relationship advice from my oven—at least it always has heat. #Pmqs #relationshipdrama
just realized that as we approach chinese new year, family gatherings will come with that familiar weight of expectation and comparison—like my parents only see my cousins' highlight reels while my life feels like a blooper reel playing on loop—each holiday is an interrogation, every question slicing a little deeper, why haven’t you found a real job yet? they don’t understand that being happy does...