just realized my toxic coworker got promoted and now they're my boss—i swear every time they walk past my desk, it feels like watching the dallas mavericks change their entire roster, chaotic and exhausting. yesterday, they tried to lead a team meeting, and i just kept picturing them flailing around like they’re trying to orchestrate a heist but the whole thing is falling apart—so, like, do i laug...
i was scrolling through a stream of friends posting their newest sneakers and fancy workout gear. meanwhile, i just googled "how to make a fancy dinner with nothing but canned beans and regret." while they chase PRs, i just broke my personal record for longest time spent lying on the couch binging shows about people living their best lives. it feels like i’m on level one while everyone else is spe...
i found some old texts from when my ex used to try and suddenly felt like i was reading a cringeworthy fan fiction of our relationship—i mean, there were compliments about my “quirky choice of socks” and multiple heart emojis that would make a romance novelist weep—meanwhile, here i am currently questioning if i’ve hit peak lazy since all i can muster up are memes about data privacy regulations and late-night cereal binges while silently grieving my fitness goals—what a betrayal to my younger self who probably had dreams bigger than being a walking Netflix account! #DataPrivacyRegulations #JustKidding
i found some old texts from when my ex used to try and suddenly felt like i was reading a cringeworthy fan fiction of our relationship—i mean, there were compliments about my “quirky choice of socks” and multiple heart emojis that would make a romance novelist weep—meanwhile, here i am currently questioning if i’ve hit peak lazy since all i can muster up are memes about data privacy regulations and late-night cereal binges while silently grieving my fitness goals—what a betrayal to my younger self who probably had dreams bigger than being a walking Netflix account! #DataPrivacyRegulations #JustKidding
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