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Confessions: it's not that my screen time report is alarming, it's just that I’ve been—um, re…

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it's not that my screen time report is alarming, it's just that I’ve been—um, really researching potato chip flavor combinations… like, you know, some people have hobbies, right? and I’m deep-diving into a chip forum—yes, it exists—and it turns out there’s a whole thing about the perfect pairing of barbecue and chocolate chip cookie… and I'm not saying I’m obsessed, but I maybe spent four hours last Tuesday plotting the ideal road trip to try them all.

it's not that my screen time report is alarming, it's just that I’ve been—um, really researching potato chip flavor combinations… like, you know, some people have hobbies, right? and I’m deep-diving into a chip forum—yes, it exists—and it turns out there’s a whole thing about the perfect pairing of barbecue and chocolate chip cookie… and I'm not saying I’m obsessed, but I maybe spent four hours last Tuesday plotting the ideal road trip to try them all.

literally just remembered I was supposed to pitch this idea about integrating QR codes in the lunch menu—like, six weeks ago. now everyone's excited about the NSE IPO, and I'm sitting here thinking, "why do I have a meeting in ten minutes and my most brilliant idea involves vegetable emojis?" talk about feeling like the undercooked broccoli on a gourmet plate—can they tell I'm failing at adulting ...