wait, just got praised for a brilliant idea in a meeting… by someone wearing mismatched socks. my heart sank. not because of the socks, but because that idea was from my half-asleep shower thoughts. guess my genius will stay in the tub.
honestly, saw alexandra eala getting all this hype and remembered how I literally just paid for a gym membership I haven’t used in three months. I bought the shoes, the gear, even the water bottle, and now it just sits in my closet while I scroll through her highlights wishing I had her motivation. meanwhile, my self-care routine consists of watching reality shows in my pajamas. #AlexandraEala #Se...
wait, saw something about the itc share price crashing while I’m sitting here trying to make three meals last an entire week. literally, my food budget for the month just went up in flames like my hopes for a weekend getaway. now I’m over here debating whether to celebrate my friend’s birthday with microwave popcorn or take the plunge into a fast food drive-thru. plot twist: I bought a birthday gift last week like an actual fool, which means I have literally less than a week to manifest a miracle paycheck. #ItcSharePrice #moneydrama
wait, saw something about the itc share price crashing while I’m sitting here trying to make three meals last an entire week. literally, my food budget for the month just went up in flames like my hopes for a weekend getaway. now I’m over here debating whether to celebrate my friend’s birthday with microwave popcorn or take the plunge into a fast food drive-thru. plot twist: I bought a birthday gift last week like an actual fool, which means I have literally less than a week to manifest a miracle paycheck. #ItcSharePrice #moneydrama
just trained the new hire on the office coffee machine, explaining how to adjust the grind size and set the milk foam, while sweating through my shirt because i’m late for a meeting. found out later they make more than i do. honestly, they don’t even drink coffee!