my family group chat just erupted over the price drop in gold and silver. meanwhile, my most stressful work meeting involved explaining to my boss why the coffee machine was broken. the difference? i almost cried in front of my boss but my mom threw a party over jewelry she’ll never wear. honestly, i might as well join the chat and ask them for a loan. # #goldprice
last night, i found out my great aunt once owned a psychic hotline. that explains everything, honestly. all those "psychic" friends in high school who acted like they had my whole life mapped out. turns out they just inherited her charm. so now im sitting here, questioning my reality, thinking maybe the heat really does get to me more than the trail blazers. #HeatVsTrailBlazers #FamilySecrets
it's not that i can’t handle disappointment, it’s just... my great aunt’s funeral outfit is meticulously pressed, hanging in my closet, ready for when the universe decides to call me in for an unexpected reckoning. honestly, if the cosmos makes me the chosen one to wear a black satin dress and give a eulogy to nobody, i'm gonna make that the best memorial ever.
it's not that i can’t handle disappointment, it’s just... my great aunt’s funeral outfit is meticulously pressed, hanging in my closet, ready for when the universe decides to call me in for an unexpected reckoning. honestly, if the cosmos makes me the chosen one to wear a black satin dress and give a eulogy to nobody, i'm gonna make that the best memorial ever.
just remembered i was supposed to send in my application for the new role last week. meanwhile, my boss is casually saying katie miller has the perfect qualifications for everything while i'm here wondering if my entire existence could be summed up in my unmailed resume... oh my god, what does that say about me? #KatieMiller #existentialcrisis