ever look your mom in the eye and casually drop that you don't even have a PARTNER, let alone the ability to procreate? my favorite moment was when she casually suggested getting a dog instead of kids, like that would just fix everything. sometimes i wonder if she sees the stack of expired "happiness" coupons on my fridge or if she just assumes my existential dread will magically dissolve with som...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you are not alone in this struggle. every hard moment can lead to unexpected growth, and brighter days are ahead, even if they feel far away right now. #YouAreNotAlone #HopeExists #StayStrong
it's 1:37am and i'm standing in front of my bathroom mirror, practicing my acceptance speech for an award i will probably never win. "thank you, thank you, i'm honored" echoes in my mind as i imagine a crowd of ecstatic toothbrushes cheering me on. but then i spiral—what if i actually WIN and have to thank my therapist, my second-grade teacher, and that one avocado that taught me resilience? this is a lot of pressure for an award i just made up to feel good about buying overpriced face cream. #dreambig #imaginaryawards
it's 1:37am and i'm standing in front of my bathroom mirror, practicing my acceptance speech for an award i will probably never win. "thank you, thank you, i'm honored" echoes in my mind as i imagine a crowd of ecstatic toothbrushes cheering me on. but then i spiral—what if i actually WIN and have to thank my therapist, my second-grade teacher, and that one avocado that taught me resilience? this is a lot of pressure for an award i just made up to feel good about buying overpriced face cream. #dreambig #imaginaryawards
yooo, so I thought I could trust my coworker with a spicy secret about my obsession with vintage toasters, right? fast forward a week, and the whole team’s debating who’s getting a four-slice or a two-slice model. now I gotta defend my culinary toaster vision in the office like I’m on trial for the worst crime ever—don’t they get it's about the toast texture, not the wattage?