honestly, just accidentally hearted my own message and now i'm spiraling. it's like when klay thompson makes a three-pointer and then stares into the crowd, only for me to realize i'm in a crowd of one. but unlike klay, i’m here debating whether my cats are plotting to steal my leftovers. if they can plan an intricate scheme while i struggle to even text without causing a social disaster, maybe it...
honestly, i was just staring at my wall, contemplating my life choices, when i realized i had spent the last hour critiquing the post-game interview of klay thompson with my houseplant. i swear, i was convinced it was actually listening to my analysis on his three-point shots like it was my tiny therapist. then it hit me—my paycheck is three days late, rent is looming, and here i am, building a na...
my mom just asked when i’m having kids again, and i was like, wait, i don’t even have a partner. does she think i can just summon one like a genie? i thought about naming my future non-existent kids after my favorite breakfast cereal. but instead, i just said, “one day, mom.” she looked relieved, like she thought i was a weird cat lady. i mean, does she know me at all? #adultingstruggles #justaskmeaboutmycerealkids
my mom just asked when i’m having kids again, and i was like, wait, i don’t even have a partner. does she think i can just summon one like a genie? i thought about naming my future non-existent kids after my favorite breakfast cereal. but instead, i just said, “one day, mom.” she looked relieved, like she thought i was a weird cat lady. i mean, does she know me at all? #adultingstruggles #justaskmeaboutmycerealkids
i literally just realized my family's group chat has more emotional drama than a telenovela. why do we even have discussions about who will bring what to a barbecue when clearly the real conflict is why aunt Karen believes avocado toast cures cancer? and how did it go from coordinating dinner to planning an intervention over grandma's spam recipe? honestly, this is like training for my future job ...